"My husband's second favorite home is the one near the ocean, so we go occasionally. He's not terribly fond of traveling, though."

It is such a hassle when you're a King.

"Let's see, what else do you need to know? You should be perfectly safe here. There's a very good security staff, just in case, and three very simple rules. No violence, no sex, and no outside business here in the bar.

"Rooms upstairs, if you need or want to stay longer than a few hours. That door leads outside to the lake, forest, stable, greenhouse, playing field for some game I don't know, and so on."